Limericks

There once was a leaf from Anoud
Who hated the town that was loud.
He left for Nebraska,
But stopped in Alaska,
And there he was free from the crowd.

-Bre Wallace



I went to school on a zool.
I like to ride it to school.
It's hard to ride
Because it's got a lumpy hide,
So don't ride it to school.

-Mitchell Galloway



There once was a free man from Cree,
Who decided to climb up a tree.
He climbed to the top
No way would he stop.
But wait, where was the tree?

-Tim Beltran del Rio



There once was a man from the moon
Who looked like a hot air balloon.
He was so very shy,
Scared to cry,
'Cause he hated to look like a buffoon.

-Sarah VandyBogurt



There once was a grand gift of old,
To whom it never was told,
And the receiver said,
"Oh my, it's dead!"
For inside was a dead marigold!

-Andrew Wallace



There once was guy named Bob
Who really was such of a snob
He climbed up a pole
His face to console
For looking like such of a slob.

-Mike Woodby